Friday, August 26, 2011

My angry e-mail


I did it, it finally happened, I lasted almost a year until I lost my shit with these damn college students...following is an ACTUAL e-mail that I sent yesterday afternoon to every student (grad and undergrad) in my major.
ATTENTION!
Your alternate pin for Fall is the same as the one you used to register for your summer classes.  If you have lost it PLEASE see the attached instructions.  This will hopefully save us all a LOT of time.  Also, in the future, when you get advised for summer you are to get advised for fall as well (UNDERGRAD AND GRADUATE).  That is what early advising and registration is for.  We are here all summer for you to contact about fall registration.  There is NO reason I should be seeing ANY returning students getting advised for the first time, 2 days before classes start (yes, you may hang your head in shame).  This time is for new incoming students to meet with their advisors.  I trust that next time we go through this you all will use this knowledge to your advantage and save me from an early death by aneurysm.  Thank you, Lola ECE Secretary

Below is the attachment:

LOST YOUR ALTERNATE PIN???????
 OH NO!
8 easy steps to find it on your own

1. Go to Eagle online
2. Sign in
3. Select “Registration”
4. Select “Select Term”
5. Select the appropriate semester
6. Click “Submit”
7. Select “View Banner ID (T#), Registration Times, Advisor…”
8. TADA!!!!! You’re a BIG kid now!