It’s time again for your favorite time (and mine too) “IF I HAD A BAND”! This one is inspired by a little Twitter convo. I had this morning with a fellow Idiot (see any and all American Idiot blogs/FB status updates to catch up with my terminology). She mentioned that “lady gaga says her new fragrance is inspired by blood and semen... who the fuck wants to spray that on their bodies?!? I guess gaga”. I happened to mention “Horny Vampires too.” But, due to a miscommunication (namely me not mentioning WTH I was talking about) she thought I was telling her about a new band…thus began the idea for today’s blog. Also you just got schooled on why I call my blog “Rambling”.
HORNY VAMPIRES!!!!
So I am thinking teen deathcore type music, lots o’ the screaming and growling terrible overused clangy riffs. There would definitely need to be some tight pants with some reject “Hitler Rulez” written in an illegible font torn t-shirt with simulated vomit/jizz stains. Pussy level body modification, and some ridiculous, not even trying to be ironic, Tweety Bird, Mickey Mouse, or Cheshire Cat tattoo on the back of their necks. I actually found a blog I am going to link to at the end of this that is pretty funny and displays what I am talking about perfectly. P.S. I am pretty sure these are the offspring of my last band “Fuzzy Blanket Night” :P
That is what I thought of when I heard “Horny Vampires”. What kind of band popped into your head?-Lola
