Today’s issue of “If I Had A Band” has it’s basis in a
discussion I had the other night in which I was mocked for only liking “pop
punk” (I do like all forms of punk, however am SHIT at remembering band names
so I could only name the more popular bands). In response I said “What so I don’t
like bands with pierced scrotum so I AUTOMATICALLY have to be branded as a “pop
punk” fan?” Then the hilarity ensued. The following is the band I have created in
reaction to that conversation..Pierced Scrotum, a band full of screamo punk
ex-boy band members. Instead of having pierced
scrotum to personify their band, they had the band name tattooed on their
penises (penii, penis’, panninis?), because irony. The drummer wears a gimp mask and performs on
a porta potty seat so he can multi-task and the lead singer lives in his
parents’ basement. They only perform in
abandoned homes and burn them to the ground after the show.
Rambling
A pointless blog to entertain and amuse...whether you are sneaking a peek at work or ignoring your children by giving them a "nap".
Monday, November 10, 2014
Tuesday, February 4, 2014
The Book Of Mormon...or Lion King, Sodomy, and Darth Vader OH MY!
The Book of Mormon
with book, lyrics, and music by Trey Parker and Matt Stone (of South Park Fame)
and Robert Lopez (Avenue Q) is an irreverent, satirical, hilarious, sparkly
romp of a musical that tells the story of two Mormon missionaries who are sent
to Uganda and the trials they face.
Elder Price, the golden, athletically built, popular Elder (who just
knows that Heavenly Father will send him to his dream mission location of
Orlando) and Elder Cunningham the socially awkward, Sci-Fi obsessed, outcast
are placed in this highly unfavorable mission location to deal with angry
warlord generals, AIDS ridden locals, and a troupe of massively unstable and
ineffective Elders. This show isn’t for
everyone, it’s satire of Mormonism actually indicts all religions in people’s
willingness to believe outrageous things as a means to grab onto hope.
The Fox Theatre in
Atlanta played host to this touring company and, while a bit cheesy in it’s
over the top Arabian Nights décor, was a wonderful venue. The show takes place inside a proscenium that
looks like the Mormon temple in Salt Lake City,
but with windows that flash in different colors with the music and
topped with a spinning Moroni it feels more like a Disco temple. The lighting and set were fabulous, I was
amazed at the things they were able to do with a tour set, it had a floor that
allowed the pieces to move on their own, blasts of steam, and the most epic
disco balls I have ever seen. The
costuming was great as well, there were lots of quick changes that moved
effortlessly and they were visually astounding.
“Spooky Mormon Hell Dream” had dancing coffee cups, an electric guitar
playing Satan, Genghis Kahn, and one of the sparkliest Hitlers I have ever
seen.
The music gives nods
to multiple styles of Broadway music and Disney Lion King mockery abounds. Songs like “I Am Here For You” and “Sal Tlay
Ka Siti” bring in emotional layers to the characters that help this show go
deeper and save it from becoming a two hours long episode of South Park. The music is well written and funny on its
own and I loved the Cast Recording going in so I knew I would like the
show. What I didn’t know was how the
amazing choreography would just make the show 3000 times (YES 3000 TIMES!!)
funnier. Casey Nicholaw’s choreo was
epic, to say the least. It was funny and
modern and referenced the music and gave each character the chance to shine. He used African dance but morphed it into
this offensive wonderful dance for “Hasa Digga Ebowai” so many middle
fingers!!! “Two By Two” was a song that
never really shone for me until I saw it with the dancing and it became this
delightfully funny number that is now one of my favorites. I personally enjoy dance and have seen
multiple shows from Broadway musicals to local dance recitals and have NEVER
seen anything like what he did, the choreography alone was enough to make me
want to see the show again and again.
I am always hesitant
to see a tour cast of a show, but BoM did not disappoint. Elder Price was played by Mark Evans,
recently off his West End stint as Fiyero in Wicked, he is part of an exchange
program between American Equity and UK Equity.
I however did not know this until speaking with him after the show (I
didn’t have a chance to read my playbill before the show). His American accent is flawless, it actually
took me a few minutes to wrap my head around his real accent. The Fox is a large theatre and he filled it
with this wonderful sense of joy in his performance. Christopher John O’Neill is an inimitable
Elder Cunningham. Going into a role
originated by Josh Gad must have been daunting, but O’Neill grabbed this role
and made it his own. I can only liken
him to a young quirkier Paul Giamatti.
His energy and relentlessness in this role made me tired just watching,
and this was a two show day for him.
With his little head twitches, effusive dancing, and self-conscious tics
O’Neill brought a sweetness to Cunningham that turned into a weirdly attractive
sexuality in “Man Up” and by the end I was ready for him to baptize me as
well! The entire cast was wonderful and
Samantha Marie Ware’s (Nabalungi) voice is a delight to listen to it makes one
wish “Sal Tlay Ka Siti” was even longer.
The Book of Mormon was a
wonderful show and I left it with sore cheeks and abs from laughter and a hoarse
throat from cheering. While many would
be offended by this show it would be more from the amount of obscenities,
references to sodomy, and giant phalluses than from anything related to
Mormonism. I was pleasantly surprised by
the audience’s reaction in Atlanta. I
assumed they would be fairly reserved but the house was filled with loud
raucous cheering and laughter and a standing ovation during curtain call. It takes a certain kind of irreverent person
to enjoy BoM and it pleases me to know that there are enough of us in this
country to keep this show alive.
Elder Cunningham, Chris O'Neill |
Elder Price, Mark Evans |
Tuesday, December 10, 2013
Beautiful The Carole King Musical
The new Broadway musical based on the life and works of
Carole King is currently in previews at the Steven Sondheim Theatre in New York
City. Fresh off an almost completely
sold out trial run in San Francisco, Beautiful does not disappoint. I went into the show not anticipating much except to enjoy the music and seeing Jake Epstein on stage again. (Author's note: I have an extreme dislike for shows with
three guys wearing the same jacket and snapping and doing the electric slide in
unison.) However, this show was more than
just a juke box/doo wop musical; it was full of passion and heart. It was well written, witty, and completely
captured me.
Jessie Mueller plays the role of Carole King. She is a dynamic force and her performance is
riveting. Her voice and energy bring
Carole completely to life and there were many times I found myself convinced
that she actually was King. Mueller also
ages in this show from a naïve teenager to a full grown strong independent
woman. The minute changes she makes in
her body movements and characterizations and even her speech patterns make her
aging completely believable. Jake
Epstein portrayed the troubled Gerry Goffin.
Goffin and King married in their teens when King became pregnant. Over time Goffin’s emotional troubles led to
him being diagnosed as bi-polar. Epstein
played this role with an intensity of feeling and did not treat Goffin merely
as a womanizing asshole. Mueller and
Epstein have a wonderful chemistry onstage.
Their emotions have a spontaneity that lends itself to wonderful
unrehearsed realism.
The role of Cynthia Weil was played to perfection by Anika
Larsen. She was not merely beautiful but
enchanting as the outspoken Weil.
Larsen’s comedic timing was spot on often granting levity to a scene
that might have otherwise ventured into the maudlin. Another
standout performance came at the hands of Jeb Brown. His Don Kirsher was alternately slimy music
executive and caring mentor. He was
simultaneously charming and oily. Marc
Bruni’s direction of this show was excellent.
The staging of the actors and the way they interacted shows the hard
work of an intensely talented director.
He took this story and music and and made it fresh and exciting and took
it out of the realm of American Bandstand and Doo-Wop musicals and made you
care about more than just hearing hits from the golden era of rock and roll.
The technical aspects of this show deserve high praise as
well. There were so many wonderful
things going on with the set it was basically a techie wet dream. Every set piece moved on its own, gliding effortlessly
on stage and off. The piano that Mann
and Weil and Goffin and King use alternates back and forth between their
offices and the way that the actors work with it as it moves was perfection. The set had height and depth but it was used
smartly, not just to overwhelm and say “Hey, look at us we’re on Broadway and
spent a shit ton of money on big shiny things!!”. However it is deceiving in its apparent
simplicity. The whole set worked
together and definitely lent that little bit of theatre magic that every show
needs.
Getting ready for the show to start! |
The AMAZING Jessie Mueller |
The always fantastic JAKE Epstein |
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